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The Smoking Gun reports that police in Upstate New York broke up a narcotics operation selling dope under the brand name “Obama Heroin”. TSG also reports that branding drugs is a favorite pastime of drug pushers, who have also sold Bin Laden Heroin, Teletubbies Cocaine, and green crack in honor of St. Patrick’s day.
On a similar but unrelated note, our crack staff at Inappropriate Obama Merchandise has received transcripts of a wiretapped conversation between embattled Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich (AKA The Rodfather) and Mr. Obama:
DON OBAMA No...how a man makes his living is none of my business. But this proposition of yours is too risky. All the people in my family lived well the last ten years, I won't risk that out of greed. BLAGOJEVICH Are you worried about security for your million? DON OBAMA No. BLAGOJEVICH The DNC will guarantee your investment also. This startles JOE BIDEN; he blurts out. JOE BIDEN The DNC guarantees our investment? BLAGOJEVICH hears him first, and then very slowly turns to face him. Everyone is the room knows that JOE BIDEN has stepped out of line.
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