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Barack-in-roll: Obama sushi

02/18/2009

Obama SushiThere’s something fishy in Washington, and no, it’s not the watered-down stimulus bill.  From the same island nation that brought you Super Mario, Power Rangers and animated pornography, I present to you Obama sushi!

The problem with Obama sushi, like the stimulus package, is that after half-an-hour, you already want more.

Unfortunately, I do not speak Japanese, but thanks to the wonders of the internets (which is, from what I understand, a series of tubes), I have obtained this translation:

“It is done. Please eat this.” As too nice to eat, and even extreme masterpiece “rolled sushi ornament” What a surprise! “But design is also important, as important as taste. After all is food. I’m finished I get to eat tasty”

Truer words have never been spoken.  Thanks to Jaime G, who has been killing it with the links.

Welcome/Mission statement

01/23/2009

Last night I couldn’t sleep.  Started thinking about writing a blog.  But about what?  I didn’t want to have to generate a ton of original material on my own.  Rather, I wanted to start a blog where users would send me content and I would add my own snarky comments (I know, real originial).

Then it hit me.  I must be the only person in the world not taking advantage of Barack Obama’s popularity.  Love him or hate him, he’s basically all anyone is talking about these days.

Over the past year, I’ve noticed a ton of tacky, inappropriate, and just plain wrong merchandise sporting our president’s name.  This blog is an attempt to document the ridiculousness of what is otherwise among the most important moments in American history.

Together, we can make this blog great.  Yes we can!